1 00:00:08,740 --> 00:00:12,820 People always say you can't choose your family, but you can choose your friends. 2 00:00:13,900 --> 00:00:18,600 And then you can get your friends to look after your family. The silly pigeon 3 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:19,920 had run away forever. 4 00:00:20,220 --> 00:00:22,460 And leave everybody behind. 5 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:25,840 This made him a sad silly pigeon. 6 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:28,140 It's a bit grim, no? 7 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:29,960 I am. 8 00:00:30,060 --> 00:00:32,040 Time got it for me when Dad died so I'd understand. 9 00:00:32,420 --> 00:00:35,860 You know someone is a proper friend when they're there for you when you need 10 00:00:35,860 --> 00:00:36,860 them the most. 11 00:00:37,450 --> 00:00:38,510 Everyone needs a friend. 12 00:00:42,530 --> 00:00:45,070 Where's mine? 13 00:00:45,790 --> 00:00:48,010 I only had enough money for one, so we're going to have to share. 14 00:00:48,230 --> 00:00:49,930 I'm so sick of this place. 15 00:00:50,870 --> 00:00:52,270 Cork is just a dead end. 16 00:00:53,730 --> 00:00:54,730 We're broke. 17 00:00:54,810 --> 00:00:55,930 We can't get jobs. 18 00:00:56,230 --> 00:01:00,370 We're still living at home with my annoying man dickhead guard in the 19 00:01:00,370 --> 00:01:02,970 can't even get any sleep because that baby's crying all the time. 20 00:01:03,570 --> 00:01:05,590 We always said we needed to get out of this place. 21 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:07,120 And tried. 22 00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:12,500 But here we are, still, years later, sharing a lolly. What about Star, like? 23 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:14,040 Well, you don't even have access to her. 24 00:01:14,620 --> 00:01:17,760 If you go abroad and make shitloads of money, you can prove yourself and be a 25 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:18,760 proper dad. 26 00:01:19,060 --> 00:01:20,420 You'll never be able to do that here. 27 00:01:21,460 --> 00:01:24,940 No, no, you are right. You are right. I just, I obviously had to ask her or else 28 00:01:24,940 --> 00:01:25,940 I wouldn't be a good dad. 29 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:27,360 All right, where do we go? 30 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:28,560 All right. 31 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:33,110 Tenerife. Tenerife. Think about it, boy. It's like going on holidays, but you 32 00:01:33,110 --> 00:01:36,470 never have to come home. Yeah, and you can work in the sun, boy, and smoke 33 00:01:36,470 --> 00:01:41,250 fags in Ireland. Exactly, boy. Can you imagine living on an island? 34 00:01:42,010 --> 00:01:46,090 That would be unbelievable, boy. Tenerife's clad. Surrounded by water. 35 00:01:46,090 --> 00:01:48,710 unreal. Here, we've got an announcement to make. 36 00:01:48,950 --> 00:01:51,210 We are moving to Tenerife. 37 00:01:56,790 --> 00:01:57,850 That's a great idea. 38 00:01:58,210 --> 00:01:59,210 Aw, thanks, Healy. 39 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:00,640 Not? 40 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:04,680 You wouldn't your whole survive in Tenerife. Better than surviving in this 41 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:07,200 shithole. We might actually thrive in Tenerife. 42 00:02:07,700 --> 00:02:11,200 Conor, you can't go anywhere. The farther you go from this house, the more 43 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:14,800 trouble you get in. You belong here. Even I have come to terms with that. 44 00:02:15,020 --> 00:02:15,839 All right? 45 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:17,720 Can you do that somewhere else? 46 00:02:17,940 --> 00:02:22,400 No, I can't. All right? I'm up against Lara Gibson for this promotion, and he 47 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:23,400 perfect. 48 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:26,400 Not in a woman way, in a guard way. 49 00:02:41,290 --> 00:02:44,550 What was that for? For being a shit friend. 50 00:02:44,850 --> 00:02:45,850 What did you hit me for? 51 00:02:46,170 --> 00:02:47,190 Guilty by association. 52 00:02:47,430 --> 00:02:52,790 I got stuck in the floor of my house for two days. Two fucking days. 53 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:14,340 It's not funny. It's not funny. Don't laugh. 54 00:03:15,260 --> 00:03:17,540 I almost soiled myself. 55 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:23,840 I could have died on my own and you didn't even show up for me. 56 00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:27,000 Billy, since when is it my responsibility to check if you're alive 57 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:27,899 haven't seen you? 58 00:03:27,900 --> 00:03:31,600 Since we're friends, you'd show up for him, though. Yeah, that's different. 59 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:34,840 We always know where each other are, so that would be impossible. Billy, why are 60 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,560 you here? Did you come here just to punch us or what? 61 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,000 No. 62 00:03:38,540 --> 00:03:40,200 Look, I've got this big... 63 00:03:40,430 --> 00:03:44,230 job on and who's going to offer you first refusal because we're friends. 64 00:03:46,590 --> 00:03:49,450 We are still friends, aren't we? Yeah, we're still friends. 65 00:03:49,670 --> 00:03:51,350 I have a heist. 66 00:03:51,910 --> 00:03:56,110 It's in a whiskey distillery. Some of the bottles are sold for 20 ,000 euros 67 00:03:56,110 --> 00:04:00,950 each. 20 grand? And they make a shit ton of them. They wouldn't even know if 68 00:04:00,950 --> 00:04:01,950 some of them weren't missing. 69 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:05,560 And as far as the job is concerned, a fucking monkey could do it. 70 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,120 That's what he thought of you. 71 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:11,320 Well, I'm not a monkey. I'm a primate. No, but honestly, it's the easiest money 72 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:12,320 you're ever going to make. 73 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:14,080 Hi. We're in. 74 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:15,980 Yeah, we're in. 75 00:04:16,399 --> 00:04:19,240 We? Yeah, we. Yeah, we. There's no we. 76 00:04:19,519 --> 00:04:25,820 Oh, he comes swanning back in like a, like a, like a fucking swan. No, no, no, 77 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:27,860 no. Two -man job. Me, you. 78 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:29,520 Billy, I'm not doing it unless Jack's involved. 79 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:30,760 That's the plan. We're walking. 80 00:04:32,300 --> 00:04:36,200 All right, but I don't want to hear nothing from you about an equal split. 81 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:37,200 right. 82 00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:39,080 33%, that's it. 83 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:43,600 Each. Yeah, Grant. Not a chance, Billy. That's not fair at all. Yeah, no. 84 00:04:45,340 --> 00:04:46,340 That's it. 85 00:04:46,740 --> 00:04:47,619 Very funny. 86 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:48,620 You mean? 87 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:55,200 It's really dead. Quite, really. 88 00:04:55,580 --> 00:04:58,720 I'm fairly nervous. I was only doing the hand thing. Yeah, it's kind of our 89 00:04:58,720 --> 00:04:59,800 thing, all right? All right. 90 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:02,260 Let's go to work. 91 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:05,540 Come on, Jack. 92 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:07,200 I'll say it again. 93 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:11,220 I have a cousin who's working on the inside. 94 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:16,920 And he's going to sneak us in like the Greeks did with that big Trojan horse 95 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:19,740 thingy in Troy. Oh, yeah. What would that call you in? 96 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:22,360 A big sneaky wooden horse of Troy. 97 00:05:22,620 --> 00:05:23,419 Oh, yeah. 98 00:05:23,420 --> 00:05:28,900 Okay. What we're looking for are these beauties. 99 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:33,860 Pilvera. 50 -year -old triple distilled whiskey. 100 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:37,220 Very, very rare. 101 00:05:37,460 --> 00:05:38,460 That's for 20 grand. 102 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:45,080 Once we have these, we get changed in to the security guard uniforms that my 103 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:47,200 cousin has stashed off. 104 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:53,700 Then we set off the fire alarm and we just walk out the door in all the 105 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:56,700 confusion. What's going on here? Oh, what's going on here? 106 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:58,580 Nothing. We're, um... 107 00:06:12,140 --> 00:06:19,060 It sort of felt like we were in 108 00:06:19,060 --> 00:06:20,060 Austin's Eleven. 109 00:06:20,100 --> 00:06:22,960 I haven't seen the first ten, but they made it look kinda sexy. 110 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:27,820 Instead, we were in the dark, getting rolled around in old barrels and ended 111 00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:29,280 with a load of splinters in our holes. 112 00:06:31,980 --> 00:06:34,820 Are you 113 00:06:34,820 --> 00:06:44,700 serious? 114 00:06:45,420 --> 00:06:46,420 Oh, shit. 115 00:06:46,580 --> 00:06:47,580 In and out. 116 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:51,860 Easiest money you'll ever earn. A monkey could do it. Don't blame me. My cousin 117 00:06:51,860 --> 00:06:54,880 said the alarm was going to be deactivated all day Wednesday. 118 00:06:55,340 --> 00:06:56,340 By Tuesday. 119 00:06:57,260 --> 00:06:59,460 It's hardly a foolproof plan, are you, Billy? 120 00:06:59,660 --> 00:07:00,660 You calling me a fool? 121 00:07:01,180 --> 00:07:03,640 Hello? Go, go, go, go. 122 00:07:06,700 --> 00:07:07,700 Hello? 123 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:09,880 Who's there? 124 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:15,120 Come out now. 125 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:17,720 I have a taser. 126 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:19,860 I know you're there. 127 00:07:20,700 --> 00:07:22,000 I can hear you. 128 00:07:22,820 --> 00:07:24,620 I can smell you. 129 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:27,920 There's no point in hiding like a chicken shit. 130 00:07:28,220 --> 00:07:30,160 Who are you calling a chicken shit? 131 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:32,660 Right! 132 00:07:33,900 --> 00:07:37,140 Hey! Better have your taser. 133 00:07:45,230 --> 00:07:46,690 We needed a change of plan. 134 00:07:47,290 --> 00:07:51,470 And if there's one thing me and Jock can do, it's blend in. Don't be afraid of 135 00:07:51,470 --> 00:07:56,230 it. We're going to get properly stuck into it. 136 00:07:56,830 --> 00:08:00,150 Everyone knows Americans can't drink till they're 20 wine. But they have to 137 00:08:00,150 --> 00:08:01,610 over here to learn how to do it properly. 138 00:08:02,630 --> 00:08:04,050 They've got to learn from the best, I suppose. 139 00:08:06,150 --> 00:08:10,770 Excuse me. This is the private tour for our American guest. 140 00:08:13,110 --> 00:08:14,110 Well, fully aware. 141 00:08:14,780 --> 00:08:16,500 That it is a private tour, sir. 142 00:08:18,580 --> 00:08:21,300 My friend and I here are Americans. 143 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:24,580 What? Isn't that right, Kyle? 144 00:08:26,900 --> 00:08:27,900 G'day, mate. 145 00:08:28,540 --> 00:08:33,760 I need to go for a piss, so I'll go a little loose. But back now. 146 00:08:34,220 --> 00:08:35,220 You're what? 147 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:37,539 I can't do Americans. Just go on, all right? 148 00:08:37,860 --> 00:08:38,860 Please continue. 149 00:08:39,700 --> 00:08:42,820 Can you hurry up? We're going to the Blarney Stone early in the morning. 150 00:08:43,370 --> 00:08:44,910 Yeah, always learn, isn't it? 151 00:08:47,410 --> 00:08:48,610 So we're going to take a sip. 152 00:08:49,090 --> 00:08:53,690 I can't believe you two pricks ran off and left me trapped in there. 153 00:08:54,170 --> 00:08:56,050 There's no point blaming it, you know, is it? 154 00:08:56,450 --> 00:09:00,110 Attention, there's been a break -in. Be on the lookout for three men acting 155 00:09:00,110 --> 00:09:03,890 suspiciously. We need to move over here as quickly as we possibly can. 156 00:09:09,410 --> 00:09:11,510 Excusez -moi. 157 00:09:13,980 --> 00:09:15,100 Do you have a description? 158 00:09:15,460 --> 00:09:18,520 Yes. Two in their 20s and one in their 50s. 159 00:09:19,260 --> 00:09:21,100 50s? I'm in my prime. 160 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:22,819 Copy that. 161 00:09:22,820 --> 00:09:24,220 That's them all right. They're on the tour. 162 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:25,540 No, no. Okay. 163 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:28,860 Everybody be cool. 164 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:31,500 Put your hands up in the air. 165 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:34,900 That's a 20 -year -old triple distilled single pot whiskey. 166 00:09:35,220 --> 00:09:36,440 Is that one of the good wines? 167 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:37,680 Yeah. 168 00:09:38,220 --> 00:09:39,540 Where do you keep the shitter wine? 169 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:40,920 Middle shelf there. 170 00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:48,720 Jack, you take this one. 171 00:09:49,580 --> 00:09:51,680 Hands in the air. Yeah. Don't move. 172 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:52,699 Don't move. 173 00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:54,600 Hands up. Hands up. Relax. 174 00:09:54,940 --> 00:09:57,460 Relax. Keep your hands up. Yeah. 175 00:09:58,820 --> 00:10:00,880 Operation nap time complete. 176 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,520 Conor and Jack are out and the baby's asleep. 177 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:11,680 We give the whole house to her now. 178 00:10:11,940 --> 00:10:12,940 Great, isn't it? Yeah. 179 00:10:14,790 --> 00:10:16,030 I'm going to polish my baton. 180 00:10:16,570 --> 00:10:20,670 Maybe I can polish your baton for you. No, you're grand. It's a specific 181 00:10:20,670 --> 00:10:22,510 technique. You kind of got to do it in circles. 182 00:10:22,910 --> 00:10:24,990 For a guard, you are really bad at taking cues. 183 00:10:27,330 --> 00:10:28,330 Do you want to write? 184 00:10:28,770 --> 00:10:29,830 Yeah, of course. 185 00:10:31,580 --> 00:10:35,620 Developing scenes here in Cork this evening as a robbery turns into a 186 00:10:35,620 --> 00:10:39,800 situation. Three male suspects are holding a group of tourists hostage. 187 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:44,340 Love, there are thousands of criminals in Cork, okay? Not every crime is Connor 188 00:10:44,340 --> 00:10:48,260 and Jock, yeah? But, I mean, I've been paranoid. ...TV footage from the scene 189 00:10:48,260 --> 00:10:49,640 shows the suspects. 190 00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:53,040 They have now been identified as Connor McSweeney... Tony! 191 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:55,500 ...Jock O 'Keefe... Oh, great. 192 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:57,960 Look, Mom! 193 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:00,560 What's on the telly? Jesus Christ! 194 00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:03,580 He's been out for five minutes! 195 00:11:08,380 --> 00:11:12,820 Let's end this with a stupid idea. We have you surrounded. 196 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,620 Look, they're going to want to negotiate. 197 00:11:15,940 --> 00:11:19,760 The most important thing is we don't let them get in our heads. 198 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:23,080 Connor, my name is Sergeant Gibson. 199 00:11:24,460 --> 00:11:26,660 You're too emotional. 200 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,100 Aren't you? Fine, yeah, fine, go. 201 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:31,400 Okay. 202 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:33,880 All right. 203 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:35,640 Conor speaking. 204 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:36,740 Show ahead, Conor. 205 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:41,080 I just wanted to get to Tenerife, all right? I didn't know this was going to 206 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:42,640 happen. I just broke the seatbelt. 207 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:45,080 I didn't mean to... Relax, relax. 208 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:48,540 If they hear fear in your voice, they're going to know. 209 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:50,300 They're going to think we're amateurs. 210 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:55,280 Well, we are amateurs. What they're going to need is clear and precise 211 00:11:56,470 --> 00:11:59,150 They're going to run in here and kill every one of us. 212 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:01,930 Not all of us. 213 00:12:04,710 --> 00:12:05,810 Stay with me, Conor. 214 00:12:06,630 --> 00:12:07,630 They're still there. 215 00:12:08,410 --> 00:12:09,410 Conor again. 216 00:12:10,410 --> 00:12:13,110 We have some very clear and precise demands. 217 00:12:14,230 --> 00:12:19,390 We would like... Three... Pockets. 218 00:12:20,050 --> 00:12:24,190 And three motorbikes as well. 219 00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:26,780 That's going to take time to organise, Conor. 220 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:30,480 No, but that's a good thing, that's a good thing. Say more weird shit and 221 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:31,359 they'll buy our time. 222 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:37,300 We want three cock jerseys and... A portable tree. A portable tree. 223 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:41,480 House. A portable tree house. Yeah. And a plane to get us out of here. 224 00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:44,820 That can land on water. One of those planes that can land on water so you can 225 00:12:44,820 --> 00:12:45,820 land near an island. 226 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:47,460 Yeah. The ones in Indiana Jones. 227 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,100 I'll see what I can do. 228 00:12:50,660 --> 00:12:55,120 But in the meantime, as a sign of good faith, I'm going to need you to release 229 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:56,220 two hostages, Connor. 230 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:58,040 Just give them. 231 00:12:58,380 --> 00:12:59,940 Two of the most unhealthy looking ones. 232 00:13:04,260 --> 00:13:09,680 I got 233 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:12,340 here as soon as I could. 234 00:13:12,820 --> 00:13:16,100 Right. The little one trusts me now and he's scared. I'm in his head. 235 00:13:16,340 --> 00:13:17,340 Good work, Sergeant Gibson. 236 00:13:17,660 --> 00:13:18,660 What can I do to help? 237 00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:20,780 You can start by standing on the other side of that tape. 238 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:23,340 He can't be involved considering his conflict of interest. 239 00:13:23,820 --> 00:13:28,400 I don't have conflicted interests. Two of the three suspects live with you. One 240 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,620 of them is your stepson. 241 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:33,340 If those two boys were curry, your arsehole would be burning. 242 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,980 Yeah, I can't eat curry, so the joke's on you, Gibson. 243 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:37,519 She's right. 244 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:41,360 Stand down. He's not my stepson, okay? He's my wife's fuck -up of a son, all 245 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:42,920 right? That's just an unfortunate circumstance. 246 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:44,620 My priority is my job. 247 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:47,200 The missus doesn't look too happy to hear that. 248 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:51,760 Nice, Tony. 249 00:13:52,150 --> 00:13:53,870 Mireille, I didn't mean it like that, okay? 250 00:13:59,190 --> 00:14:00,149 Come here, come here. 251 00:14:00,150 --> 00:14:02,570 I was thinking, okay, I've seen this thing on the telly, right? 252 00:14:02,930 --> 00:14:06,190 Where people fall in love with their kidnappers, okay? It's called Stockdown 253 00:14:06,190 --> 00:14:07,190 Syndrome, right? 254 00:14:07,490 --> 00:14:09,770 They're most of them a bit old to be trying to get the shift. 255 00:14:10,130 --> 00:14:11,890 What? No, not the shift, you idiot, boy. 256 00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:15,330 I'm saying, though, if we can get them to like us, boy, surely that's a good 257 00:14:15,330 --> 00:14:16,430 thing. Get them on our side. 258 00:14:17,110 --> 00:14:19,150 Cavalry, how can we get them to like us? 259 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:20,650 The same, boy. 260 00:14:20,730 --> 00:14:22,550 All Irish people get foreigner to like them. 261 00:14:41,230 --> 00:14:44,150 Billy's uncle is actually Michael Collins. 262 00:14:44,490 --> 00:14:47,110 Yeah, but not Dean Michael Collins. 263 00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:50,000 Michael Collins, he used to have a chip for embarrassment. 264 00:14:52,740 --> 00:14:58,520 My stepmom's aunt is from Donegal. 265 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:00,360 So you are Irish? 266 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,600 I love Ireland. It's so beautiful. 267 00:15:06,140 --> 00:15:08,900 It's a bit shit when you don't have any money. Come on, that's everywhere, 268 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,000 sweetie. 269 00:15:11,180 --> 00:15:14,080 How come you didn't move here at all? 270 00:15:14,340 --> 00:15:15,620 Well, you know, it's not... 271 00:15:16,330 --> 00:15:18,430 Home is where you feel safe and complete. 272 00:15:19,830 --> 00:15:22,990 Besides, the water here gives me the squirt. 273 00:15:23,370 --> 00:15:25,110 Beam. USA! 274 00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:27,290 USA! USA! 275 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,170 Very real! 276 00:15:29,430 --> 00:15:30,530 Very real! 277 00:15:31,550 --> 00:15:35,830 What a chance, boy. That was the 20 grand bottle, you idiot. 278 00:15:36,170 --> 00:15:38,430 What? Sure doesn't taste like 20 grand. 279 00:15:39,260 --> 00:15:43,420 He wouldn't have used that one if you had told him, all right? You just... 280 00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:45,160 to be likeable, remember? Calmed down. 281 00:15:45,380 --> 00:15:50,520 You just cost me 20 grand. Why did I drag you two along? 282 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,500 We didn't ask to come here, all right? You invited us. 283 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:57,900 I was being a good friend, and look where that got me. Oh, a friend. Why, 284 00:15:57,900 --> 00:16:01,840 throw punches around like it's confetti, all right? You're the worst friend I've 285 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:07,320 ever had. You forgot all about me when he swanned back into town, and then you 286 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:11,380 just mess up my heist. I'm not the one who triggered the alarm, because I can't 287 00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:13,980 tell the difference between Tuesdays and Wednesdays. 288 00:16:14,780 --> 00:16:16,360 Oh, watch it. Or what, mate? 289 00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:18,960 Oh, let me guess. You're going to kick the shit out of us. 290 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,940 I thought, you know what? Maybe Billy's all right. 291 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:22,160 Maybe he's changed. 292 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:25,420 Oh, and then you go full psycho Billy and make everyone around you suffer. 293 00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:29,600 Oh, here we go. The truth is that we're not friends now, are we? Oh, you want 294 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:32,940 the truth, mate? Friends don't do bad shit to each other to make themselves 295 00:16:32,940 --> 00:16:35,660 good. Friends do good things to big each other up. 296 00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:38,940 You've never been a good friend in your entire life. Kind. Kind. 297 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,400 Connor! 298 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:43,580 Connor, come to the door, Connor. 299 00:16:43,820 --> 00:16:45,260 Mine? Ma 'am, 300 00:16:48,660 --> 00:16:50,080 I'm sorry. 301 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,260 I didn't think we were going to get caught. 302 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:54,020 That's the problem, Connor. 303 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:55,580 You never think. 304 00:16:57,460 --> 00:16:59,580 All the things you've done, this is the worst. 305 00:16:59,940 --> 00:17:00,940 The hostages? 306 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:02,780 This is only going to end one way. 307 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:06,079 We don't even have anything to show for it and there's no way out. 308 00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:09,060 Look, we're going to turn ourselves in. 309 00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:12,040 What? Oh, well, we can't do it. I'll never see Star again. 310 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:13,400 Ma 'am's right. 311 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:16,160 The only way to get out of this is to do the right thing. 312 00:17:18,260 --> 00:17:20,200 You better hope none of those hostages are hurt. 313 00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:24,440 They're not violent boys, okay? They're just idiots. 314 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,140 They never hurt any of them. 315 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,280 Is that right? 316 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:30,280 Thanks for that. 317 00:17:32,980 --> 00:17:34,120 Wait, Con, Con. 318 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,280 Remember the bedtime story I used to read you? 319 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:40,840 Ma 'am, I don't think now is the right time to be bringing up big boys do we. 320 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,660 Oh, shut up. Not that one. 321 00:17:43,820 --> 00:17:45,340 Do you remember the silly pigeon? 322 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:50,760 Yeah. Con, I think you need to be the silly pigeon. 323 00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:55,320 But isn't that the one where the pigeon runs away and doesn't come back? 324 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:58,320 Forever. 325 00:18:03,940 --> 00:18:10,500 What do you want? 326 00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:13,740 Can you put Star on the phone there, please? 327 00:18:13,980 --> 00:18:17,620 It's a bit cheeky calling from a crime scene asking to talk to Star. Sorry, I'm 328 00:18:17,620 --> 00:18:22,980 sorry, okay? But me and Con, we messed up, all right? And we're going to have 329 00:18:22,980 --> 00:18:24,080 probably go away for a while. 330 00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:28,460 And it's not fair to you to tell Star. So can you just put her on the phone? I 331 00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:29,460 should do it. I'm her dad. 332 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:32,720 Star, come here. 333 00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:37,380 I guess you're not okay. 334 00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:41,120 Hi, Dad. I saw you on the TV. 335 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:42,830 Hoist there. 336 00:18:47,890 --> 00:18:50,930 Myself and Con are probably going to have to go away for a little while, 337 00:18:51,270 --> 00:18:52,270 Like a holiday? 338 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:54,650 Yeah, yeah, yeah, like on a holiday, yeah. 339 00:18:54,930 --> 00:18:57,030 I'll go pack my swim togs in my bag. 340 00:18:59,510 --> 00:19:00,510 No, love. 341 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,470 It's just a me and Con holiday. 342 00:19:06,370 --> 00:19:08,870 But I'm going to miss you, Ari. I really love you, Con. 343 00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:12,080 And I'll always have your back. 344 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:14,360 I love you too, man. 345 00:19:16,140 --> 00:19:17,600 I love you to the moon, alright? 346 00:19:18,460 --> 00:19:19,700 And all the way back? 347 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:21,580 All the way back, always. 348 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:23,760 Because you're my star. 349 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:27,160 Bye, love. 350 00:19:35,350 --> 00:19:38,810 Please tell me you talk some sense into him. If by sense you mean I told him to 351 00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:40,310 run. You can't be serious. 352 00:19:40,590 --> 00:19:41,890 I did the right thing for my son. 353 00:19:42,910 --> 00:19:46,890 If you can't support that, then maybe I'm not right for you. 354 00:19:48,650 --> 00:19:49,650 Get into position. 355 00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:53,710 Connor! Connor! 356 00:19:56,090 --> 00:19:57,190 Connor, they're coming! 357 00:19:57,970 --> 00:19:59,930 Connor! They're coming! 358 00:20:06,730 --> 00:20:09,370 Jesus, lad, you've got to get out of here. It's useless. 359 00:20:09,570 --> 00:20:10,570 There's no way out. 360 00:20:10,670 --> 00:20:12,970 No, no, there is one way out. 361 00:20:13,330 --> 00:20:15,050 Why didn't you say that earlier? 362 00:20:15,410 --> 00:20:19,110 I thought you were assholes before, but you're actually all right. 363 00:20:19,450 --> 00:20:22,410 See, I never had any friends. Where is he? 364 00:20:22,870 --> 00:20:24,290 That barrel's fake. 365 00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:27,410 There's a ladder on the side that leads to a secret passage. 366 00:20:27,650 --> 00:20:31,370 And did you know that passage actually dates from 1821? 367 00:20:31,610 --> 00:20:32,610 Yeah, shut up. I don't care. 368 00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:38,250 I think I'm just bad, and that's the way I am. Billy, no is not the time, all 369 00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:40,210 right? Why don't you raise the ladder? 370 00:20:40,430 --> 00:20:41,129 Raise the ladder! 371 00:20:41,130 --> 00:20:44,590 Because I'm beginning to think it might be better off in prison. 372 00:20:45,170 --> 00:20:50,190 I mean, there's good food, a great fight, regular bedtime. 373 00:20:50,930 --> 00:20:55,790 And if you've no friends, you don't have to notice other people who are there. 374 00:20:56,490 --> 00:20:57,490 You know what I mean? 375 00:20:59,890 --> 00:21:00,890 Come on, Kyle! 376 00:21:01,470 --> 00:21:02,770 There's no way around it. 377 00:21:03,020 --> 00:21:04,020 I'm going to go on now. 378 00:21:04,140 --> 00:21:05,140 I'll hold him off. 379 00:21:10,380 --> 00:21:11,380 Go on! 380 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:13,360 What are you doing? 381 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,040 Being a friend. 382 00:21:20,140 --> 00:21:25,020 Just because 383 00:21:25,020 --> 00:21:29,840 someone says destructive doesn't mean they're a ticket. 384 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,320 It all depends on when they decide to dead -destruct. 385 00:21:33,580 --> 00:21:37,440 If done at the right time, it can be a gift to those they care about. 386 00:22:13,230 --> 00:22:14,230 Stop right there! 387 00:22:15,790 --> 00:22:17,830 Healy boy, you have to let us go. 388 00:22:18,810 --> 00:22:20,230 I have to do what I have to do. 389 00:22:20,910 --> 00:22:21,869 All right. 390 00:22:21,870 --> 00:22:25,890 Well, if you have to do what you have to do, then we have to do what we have to 391 00:22:25,890 --> 00:22:26,890 do. 392 00:22:34,930 --> 00:22:35,930 Punch me. 393 00:22:36,470 --> 00:22:39,310 What? This goes against everything that I stand for. 394 00:22:39,850 --> 00:22:41,750 But your mother is more important to me than anything. 395 00:22:42,430 --> 00:22:43,530 Ever since the first day. 396 00:22:44,510 --> 00:22:46,710 I said, fuck me. 397 00:22:47,350 --> 00:22:50,230 Go away. 398 00:22:51,710 --> 00:22:54,470 Hey, you can't go that way, you morons. You're surrounded. 399 00:22:54,770 --> 00:22:59,090 You're going to go back inside and hide. All right. Thanks, boy. Thanks, boy. 400 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:18,160 For God's sake. 401 00:23:22,940 --> 00:23:27,120 What happened? 402 00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:29,460 They overpowered me and got away. 403 00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:30,720 He can't take a punch. 404 00:23:31,260 --> 00:23:32,980 And she doesn't know how doors work. 405 00:23:33,660 --> 00:23:35,540 Set up roadblocks all over the city. 406 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,120 What was that for? 407 00:23:40,660 --> 00:23:44,340 I can always tell when you're lying. The hostage takers have now been identified 408 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:45,780 as Connor McSweeney. 409 00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:50,280 Jock O 'Keefe, both convicted drug smugglers, and local petty criminal 410 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:51,500 Murphy. Do you like that? 411 00:23:51,820 --> 00:23:54,060 Get your hands off my penis! 412 00:23:54,420 --> 00:23:56,280 This is Democracy Manifest! 413 00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:59,180 Sharon, Sharon, it's Billy Murphy, not Willie! 414 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:02,920 B -I -L -L -Y! 415 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:04,440 Billy! 416 00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:12,440 Gard, do you think the coast is clear? 417 00:24:12,780 --> 00:24:13,780 I think so. 418 00:24:20,810 --> 00:24:22,490 Where the fuck are we, mate? Where are we moving? 419 00:24:24,970 --> 00:24:26,350 I think we're on a ship. 420 00:24:26,750 --> 00:24:27,750 We're on a boat. 421 00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:29,750 Where are we going? 422 00:24:30,490 --> 00:24:31,770 John, where are we going? 423 00:24:32,070 --> 00:24:34,370 I can't. I don't dwell on the water. 424 00:24:34,650 --> 00:24:39,610 I know, I know. I understand, okay? Look, stay calm, okay? I want to go 425 00:24:39,950 --> 00:24:40,950 Hey, 426 00:24:41,850 --> 00:24:43,530 hey, hey. We have each other, okay? 427 00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:47,010 We have each other. I want to go home. I want to go home. 428 00:24:49,409 --> 00:24:50,970 We figured I'd drink that up. 429 00:24:51,230 --> 00:24:54,670 Relax. We need you to relax for me, okay? Look, we can't be going far. 430 00:24:54,930 --> 00:24:56,850 We must be going down to... Boy, that's smooth. 431 00:24:57,170 --> 00:25:00,570 Beyond Belfast or England, maybe? 432 00:25:01,270 --> 00:25:04,350 Jack! It wouldn't go farther than that. Jack! Maybe they needed more petrol. 433 00:25:04,410 --> 00:25:05,410 What? What's that? 434 00:25:05,430 --> 00:25:07,830 What do you mean? One of the wicked, rare things? 435 00:25:08,970 --> 00:25:09,970 That's 20 grand. 436 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:17,660 Give me two seconds, two seconds. 437 00:25:18,980 --> 00:25:21,980 Very rare 50 years limited release. 438 00:25:24,100 --> 00:25:25,100 I'm crying. 439 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,620 Just stay calm when I tell you this. 440 00:25:29,340 --> 00:25:32,620 Billy put four bottles of that in there. 441 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,260 That's 60 grand in here. 442 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:38,680 20 grand there, that's 80 grand. 443 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,080 We're rich! 444 00:25:41,460 --> 00:25:42,460 We're rich! 445 00:25:48,970 --> 00:25:50,350 I will ring the bell. 446 00:26:28,710 --> 00:26:30,230 Billy Murphy! 447 00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:44,970 Oh, 448 00:26:46,990 --> 00:26:47,990 sure. 449 00:26:57,740 --> 00:26:58,740 Nice one. 450 00:27:02,260 --> 00:27:05,500 If you ask me, home isn't a place. 451 00:27:06,820 --> 00:27:10,220 Home is the people who mean the most to you. 452 00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:14,480 The ones that make you feel like you're not facing the world alone. 453 00:27:39,820 --> 00:27:41,680 We own this shit. 454 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:45,560 It's ours.